Remember when every girl wanted this phone
yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block
I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.
then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
THIS IS THE BEST USE OF THAT JESUS I HAVE EVER SEEN
opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains
It never happens unfortunately.
me when i see new messages in my ask
hello 911… yes it’s me again.. no Harry’s fine thanks. yeah this time louis is in a headband